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EWW! What’s that … SMELL?

August 11 2013

grasshopper douchebag::sniff::

Do y'all smell something ... rancid? Like ... the fetid stink of a carcass rotting in the hot summer sun?

Yeah. I smell it too. But I don't think it's yesterday's garbage. It's the stench of REALLY bad marketing. This morning, we happened upon this post from Marc Ensign: meMarketing & the Worst "It Was Nice Meeting You" eMail You Will Ever Read.

In it, Marc shared an email he received after attending a networking conference of some sort (which one is totally immaterial). G'head. Click the link. Read. BEHOLD a level of self-promoting douchebaggery the likes of which the world has never seen. I'll wait.

::hums "Jeopardy" theme music::

Done? Excellent.

So, what have we learned? Aside from the fact that the writer of this email is clearly overcompensating for ... something and will likely live the rest of his days being kept company by his epically large ego, I mean.

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